"Delta Employees in Atlanta"
5 Muppets out of Five
Delta Employees, stationed in the Atlanta area, are the epitome of what Muppets, and their disgusting Feet, represent.
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Muppet-Feet are a scientific measurement of grossness initially discovered in the coffee of the Charleston International Airport.
0 Muppets = 0 Muppet Feet = Fantastical
1 Muppet = 2 Muppet Feet = Haptastic
2 Muppets = 4 Muppet Feet = Tasty
3 Muppets = 6 Muppet Feet = Not so Tasty
4 Muppets = 8 Muppet Feet = Grossness
5 Muppets = 10 Muppet Feet = Toe Fungus Poisoning
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