"American Cone Dream"
Two Muppets out of Five
Stephen Colbert's Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream receives two Muppets out of Five. The vanilla ice cream was creamy and the waffle cone was waffle-coney-goodness. The only criticism- more chocolate. Needs more chocolate. Can there ever be too much chocolatey fantasticness?
A rating of two Muppets is equivalent of four Muppet-Feet, making the ice cream good. Muppet-Feet are a scientific measure of grossness initially discovered in the coffee of the Charleston International Airport. The finding of a Muppet-Foot in any edible product is not a good thing. The more Muppets that have placed their toes in your ice cream, the worse it will taste. Hence, the best rating something may received is zero muppets out of five, meaning that your product is Muppet-Foot free.
A rating of two Muppets is equivalent of four Muppet-Feet, making the ice cream good. Muppet-Feet are a scientific measure of grossness initially discovered in the coffee of the Charleston International Airport. The finding of a Muppet-Foot in any edible product is not a good thing. The more Muppets that have placed their toes in your ice cream, the worse it will taste. Hence, the best rating something may received is zero muppets out of five, meaning that your product is Muppet-Foot free.
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