My Email Woes

Dear Everyone,

Apparently email forwarding stopped happening about a month ago. I was wondering why I was receiving very few emails regarding school. If you emailed me in the last month at my FSU account- I sincerely apologize for not replying. It's not that I was ignoring you, I just never got the message!

The problem has hopefully been fixed. Sorry again!

My Old Movies

"My Dad and His iPod"

My Dad dancing to his iPod while I record. He's quite cute...

"My Dog Ernie"

There's something about the theme song to "That 70's Show" that gets him singing every time. That and Schoenberg...

"My Apartment View"

A power line began doing strange things outside my old apartment. Good thing I had a camera.

My Third Poem

"Of my Submissive Subconscience"
Op. 3

The winds of age of my mind of my childhood wallowed away
They fell in a well of rage and hope and fear and incognition
I no longer felt the rubric of my mind and childhood rustling

When she grabbed me by the ear by the arm by the way
(I could well not feel)
The child of my mind of my age of my rage and hope and fear:
wore a hood

My Muppet Review of Atlanta Delta Employees

"Delta Employees in Atlanta"


5 Muppets out of Five

Delta Employees, stationed in the Atlanta area, are the epitome of what Muppets, and their disgusting Feet, represent.

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Muppet-Feet are a scientific measurement of grossness initially discovered in the coffee of the Charleston International Airport.

0 Muppets = 0 Muppet Feet = Fantastical
1 Muppet = 2 Muppet Feet = Haptastic
2 Muppets = 4 Muppet Feet = Tasty
3 Muppets = 6 Muppet Feet = Not so Tasty
4 Muppets = 8 Muppet Feet = Grossness
5 Muppets = 10 Muppet Feet = Toe Fungus Poisoning

My First Muppet Review

"American Cone Dream"


Two Muppets out of Five

Stephen Colbert's Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream receives two Muppets out of Five. The vanilla ice cream was creamy and the waffle cone was waffle-coney-goodness. The only criticism- more chocolate. Needs more chocolate. Can there ever be too much chocolatey fantasticness?

A rating of two Muppets is equivalent of four Muppet-Feet, making the ice cream good. Muppet-Feet are a scientific measure of grossness initially discovered in the coffee of the Charleston International Airport. The finding of a Muppet-Foot in any edible product is not a good thing. The more Muppets that have placed their toes in your ice cream, the worse it will taste. Hence, the best rating something may received is zero muppets out of five, meaning that your product is Muppet-Foot free.

My Second Poem

"The Waffle House Conundrum"
Op. 2

Oh, Waffle House, you are so delicious
But are you nutritious?
"Yes, yes you are"

My First Poem

"Sonata for the Musicians of 3"
Op. 1a

Whisper willows wisked upon the brush of the boisterous billowing burlap window
The moon hung high:
"Hi!" it sang as if fell upon the dusty covered must of the cobwebic accounts of Summer
The intimation of the moment rang like a bird screeching the song of a
powerderish white dew on the brow of a swallow
All the while I thought:
"Is it not strange that the child of the broken bottle-lapped woman cries with a smash?"