"French Cakes"
One Muppet out of Five
French Cakes, renamed for their flavor similar to French Toast, were delicious. How can something that's deep fried and covered in sugary syrup not be haptastic?
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Muppet-Feet are a scientific measurement of grossness initially discovered in the coffee of the Charleston International Airport.
0 Muppets = 0 Muppet Feet = Fantastical
1 Muppet = 2 Muppet Feet = Haptastic
2 Muppets = 4 Muppet Feet = Tasty
3 Muppets = 6 Muppet Feet = Not so Tasty
4 Muppets = 8 Muppet Feet = Grossness
5 Muppets = 10 Muppet Feet = Toe Fungus Poisoning
Muppet-Feet are a scientific measurement of grossness initially discovered in the coffee of the Charleston International Airport.
0 Muppets = 0 Muppet Feet = Fantastical
1 Muppet = 2 Muppet Feet = Haptastic
2 Muppets = 4 Muppet Feet = Tasty
3 Muppets = 6 Muppet Feet = Not so Tasty
4 Muppets = 8 Muppet Feet = Grossness
5 Muppets = 10 Muppet Feet = Toe Fungus Poisoning
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